Don’t let the haters posting comments get to you. I’m practically an old lady (45!), so I remember a time when it wasn’t de rigueur for women to look like smooth little girls down there. Somehow, amazingly, men managed to enjoy sex — and even oral sex! — with us hairy old broads. And, here’s a little secret: some still do!

Anyway, if your partner is so entitled and uncaring that he insists you engage in time-consuming, potentially painful cosmetic procedures to make yourself look like a Barbie doll instead of a human woman, DTMFA. Find someone who’ll enjoy you for who you are.